why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug
This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.
I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.
they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay
but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:
Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.
the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup. on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something. why is heterosexuality so terrible?
okay i was kind of cool with everything yall were talkin about until near the end, specifically the last comment. there isnt anything wrong with the concept of heterosexuality; there are many heterosexual people who force stupid shit onto their relationships so that the relationships become shit, but there isnt anything fucking wrong with all of heterosexuality
i understand that yall are trying to make sure that no one excuses themselves from doing something wrong when you say that not everyone is like that, but god dammit, this is just fucking rude
i mean, sometimes i wonder how everyone would react if someone said, “wow, homosexuality is the fucking worst, all it is is gay people seeing eachother as sex toys and nothing more, no gay couple would ever be able to raise a family since all they care about is making out and sex”; yall would lose your fucking minds.
there are some fucking amazing straight people who have perfect relationships where there is no oppression whatsoever, physically, verbally, or emotionally; neither of them treat eachother like shit. there are some fucking amazing straight people who support you guys,who arent doing it to just not be labeled as homophobic, just to make themselves to feel like a better person
they do it because they know its right and they want you to live the best that you can live without any unneeded distractions from society’s oppression on you guys, because they care
just, what im saying is, dont throw heterosexuality around and straight people under the bus just because you think its fun to make those kinds of jokes and you feel like you deserve it because youve been treated like shit because of you not being straight
because, guess what
you dont deserve to treat straight people like shit for being straight