karkatsstalker:

robotmasteryaoi:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee
get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

okay i was kind of cool with everything yall were talkin about until near the end, specifically the last comment. there isnt anything wrong with the concept of heterosexuality; there are many heterosexual people who force stupid shit onto their relationships so that the relationships become shit, but there isnt anything fucking wrong with all of heterosexuality
i understand that yall are trying to make sure that no one excuses themselves from doing something wrong when you say that not everyone is like that, but god dammit, this is just fucking rude
i mean, sometimes i wonder how everyone would react if someone said, “wow, homosexuality is the fucking worst, all it is is gay people seeing eachother as sex toys and nothing more, no gay couple would ever be able to raise a family since all they care about is making out and sex”; yall would lose your fucking minds.
there are some fucking amazing straight people who have perfect relationships where there is no oppression whatsoever, physically, verbally, or emotionally; neither of them treat eachother like shit. there are some fucking amazing straight people who support you guys,who arent doing it to just not be labeled as homophobic, just to make themselves to feel like a better person
they do it because they know its right and they want you to live the best that you can live without any unneeded distractions from society’s oppression on you guys, because they care
just, what im saying is, dont throw heterosexuality around and straight people under the bus just because you think its fun to make those kinds of jokes and you feel like you deserve it because youve been treated like shit because of you not being straight
because, guess what
you dont deserve to treat straight people like shit for being straight









God bless you robotmasteryaoi

karkatsstalker:

robotmasteryaoi:

skysquids:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

satanicdemona:

officialjeffgoldblum:

satanicdemona:

satanicdemona:

darnhomosexuals:

why the fuck does kimberly get less coffee

get rid of jeffrey and keep his mug

This is the perfect visual metaphor for heterosexuality.

I really can’t get over what a good metaphor this is.

they could’ve just made them square but that’d probably be too gay 

but then how would the dude be in the lady’s space, expropriating her value? D:

Guys, this is obviously literally meant as a metaphor for the depressingly common dynamics of most heterosexual relationships, and indeed of society in general.

the ‘hers’ cup only appears to have a normal shape when paired with the ‘his’ cup.  on its own, the cup would appear to be missing something.  why is heterosexuality so terrible?

okay i was kind of cool with everything yall were talkin about until near the end, specifically the last comment. there isnt anything wrong with the concept of heterosexuality; there are many heterosexual people who force stupid shit onto their relationships so that the relationships become shit, but there isnt anything fucking wrong with all of heterosexuality

i understand that yall are trying to make sure that no one excuses themselves from doing something wrong when you say that not everyone is like that, but god dammit, this is just fucking rude

i mean, sometimes i wonder how everyone would react if someone said, “wow, homosexuality is the fucking worst, all it is is gay people seeing eachother as sex toys and nothing more, no gay couple would ever be able to raise a family since all they care about is making out and sex”; yall would lose your fucking minds.

there are some fucking amazing straight people who have perfect relationships where there is no oppression whatsoever, physically, verbally, or emotionally; neither of them treat eachother like shit. there are some fucking amazing straight people who support you guys,who arent doing it to just not be labeled as homophobic, just to make themselves to feel like a better person

they do it because they know its right and they want you to live the best that you can live without any unneeded distractions from society’s oppression on you guys, because they care

just, what im saying is, dont throw heterosexuality around and straight people under the bus just because you think its fun to make those kinds of jokes and you feel like you deserve it because youve been treated like shit because of you not being straight

because, guess what

you dont deserve to treat straight people like shit for being straight

God bless you robotmasteryaoi

(Source: initiallyyoutoo.com)

thymoss:

railroadsoftware:

no one ever says that Rome needed help from aliens to build their empire

#l laughed for days when i found out that #ancient egyptians used water to reduce friction and move blocks for distances #and that this was literally DEPICTED ON THEIR HIEROGLYPHICS #but ~western archaeologists~ #thought that the pouring of water depicted ~superstitious rituals~ #jfc

kaitlifts:

huffingtonpost:

THESE 16 DOGS ARE HEROES. THEY ARE ALSO PIT BULLS.

Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.

Try not to cry as you read the full stories behind these heroic pit bulls here. 

aw pitties ❤️

Warning to anyone who uses deviantART! [PLEASE REBLOG]

futurediarist:

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If you get a note like this from this guy, ignore it. Delete it. If you ask what his daughter likes, he’ll try sending you a very suspicious folder with random art in it, as well as a virus.

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Please spread this around because someone who doesn’t know any better can really wind up getting screwed over. Thank you!

If I’m your tumblr crush send me a “hey fuck face”

askmale-nepeta:

i-let-the-tears-fall:

porrimistheclassiestlesbian:

hotarucosplay:

ask-koki-kariya:

ask-koki-kariya:

lawliet-is-l-a-sexy:

bilbo-swwaggins:

princess-poop:

castielsteenwolf:

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP

Omg i’ll smile forever

id cry from happiness i think

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that last gif will be me in 3 hours

edit: I was dead wrong

ok lets see what happens

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OH MY GOD IT HAPPENED

Haha, probably not gonna get anything :)

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(Source: warningyoumayfall)

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.